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Introducing the Glitterati Metallic Pink Balloon Cake Candlebecause who doesnt want a mini version of an oversized penis balloon on their cake? At 4 inches tall, this cheeky little candle is perfect for adding a dash of humor and a pop of pink to your celebration. Its small enough to fit on any cake but big enough to make everyone giggle. Trust us, its the conversation starter you didnt know your party needed! Light it up and let the laughs ignite. Get yours today and make sure your next bachelorette party is anything but ordinary!

Breast Wishes Party Candle features a set of adorable boobs to softly accentuate any boob-themed party bachelor or bachelorette party. Celebrate a breast augmentation, breast cancer survivor, or stag party with this candle. Each candle measures approximately 3.5 x 3 x .5.

For any adult celebration

Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! Thats right, folks 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!

Introducing Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politicians convention, and theyre all sour enough to make your face pucker like youve just seen your grandma naked.

But wait, theres more! These little members are surprisingly versatile:
Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by
Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just arent enough anymore)
Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers reactions

So, whether youre looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect solution.

Introducing Smack That! Anal Desensitizer, designed to enhance your intimate experiences with comfort and ease. This specialized formula gently relaxes the muscles and numbs the nerves, offering a more pleasurable anal experience. Safe for use with toys, Smack That! allows you to confidently explore and build up to the sensations you desire.

To use, apply a dime-sized amount of gel to the anal opening and allow 3-5 minutes before engaging in play. Reapply as needed for continuous comfort. Please remember that Smack That! is not a lubricant; it should be paired with your preferred personal lubricant for optimal results.

Introducing Smack That! Anal Desensitizer, designed to enhance your intimate experiences with comfort and ease. This specialized formula gently relaxes the muscles and numbs the nerves, offering a more pleasurable anal experience. Safe for use with toys, Smack That! allows you to confidently explore and build up to the sensations you desire.

To use, apply a dime-sized amount of gel to the anal opening and allow 3-5 minutes before engaging in play. Reapply as needed for continuous comfort. Please remember that Smack That! is not a lubricant; it should be paired with your preferred personal lubricant for optimal results.

Introducing Smack That! Anal Desensitizer, designed to enhance your intimate experiences with comfort and ease. This specialized formula gently relaxes the muscles and numbs the nerves, offering a more pleasurable anal experience. Safe for use with toys, Smack That! allows you to confidently explore and build up to the sensations you desire.

To use, apply a dime-sized amount of gel to the anal opening and allow 3-5 minutes before engaging in play. Reapply as needed for continuous comfort. Please remember that Smack That! is not a lubricant; it should be paired with your preferred personal lubricant for optimal results.

Introducing Smack That! Anal Desensitizer, designed to enhance your intimate experiences with comfort and ease. This specialized formula gently relaxes the muscles and numbs the nerves, offering a more pleasurable anal experience. Safe for use with toys, Smack That! allows you to confidently explore and build up to the sensations you desire.

To use, apply a dime-sized amount of gel to the anal opening and allow 3-5 minutes before engaging in play. Reapply as needed for continuous comfort. Please remember that Smack That! is not a lubricant; it should be paired with your preferred personal lubricant for optimal results.

Numb AF will make your anal experience more pleasurable. Numb AF is a strawberry flavored anal-numbing cream. The formulation relaxes the muscles and numbs the nerves for greater comfort during anal play. Safe to use with toys as you build up to the anal experience you desire. Apply a dime size gel to the anal opening and wait 3-5 minutes before engaging in anal play. Reapply as needed. Numb AF helps to take the anxiety out of anal play so you can focus on the pleasure of the experience. Please note that Numb AF is not a lubricant and should be used with your preferred personal lubricant. Each 1.5oz tube comes with a convenient mess-free screw cap.

Intensify your orgasms with Girlgasm stimulation intensifier. Formulated to enhance feminine sexual pleasure and heighten each orgasm. Enjoy with a partner or during solo play by applying a dime size amount of Girlgasm to the vulva 3-5 minutes before sexual activity. Reapply as needed, and enjoy! Each 1.5 oz tube comes in a convenient tube with a twist-on cap.

B-Luvd Anal Desensitizing Lubricant presents a sophisticated solution for individuals seeking enhanced comfort and prolonged intimate experiences. This meticulously formulated water-based gel incorporates desensitizing agents to temporarily reduce sensitivity, addressing potential discomfort during intercourse or anal play.

The products key features include:
Smooth, silky texture for optimal comfort
Stay-put formula ensuring long-lasting lubrication
4oz bottle with convenient teardrop pump dispenser
Paraben-free composition

This lubricants versatile nature makes it ideal for couples exploring new dimensions of intimacy. Its water-based formula ensures easy application and removal, while its toy and condom compatibility provides added convenience and safety. Try our complete line of B-Luvd anal intimacy products.

Our Suck a Bag of Dicks candies are packaged with 25 mini-packs of fruit-flavored penis-shaped candies, each containing five candies per pack. These are perfect for bachelorette party favors, pinatas, or a fun hand-out. This Dick Candy with an attitude is the perfect candy for any a**hole in your life. An excellent gift for a cheating partner, self-absorbed friend, or coworker that cant take a hint.

Introducing the Super Fun Keychain and Adult Game Retail Spinner, a comprehensive display designed to boost sales at your point of purchase. This carefully curated collection features an array of entertaining and provocative items, perfect for adult-oriented retail environments.

The display includes:
Six varieties of Super Fun Key Chains, each with unique adult-themed designs
Three types of adventure coupons for couples
Three sets of specialized dice games for adults

Each product in this assortment comes in quantities of six, ensuring a well- stocked display that caters to various customer preferences. The Super Fun Key Chains range from playful designs like the Squishy Penis and One Squishy Boob to interactive options such as Sex Dice and Sex Spinner.

For couples looking to spice up their relationships, the display offers Sex Adventures Coupons and specialized Oral Adventures Coupons for both partners. The selection is rounded out with three different dice game sets, each focusing on different aspects of intimate play.

Each display comes with the following items:
SUPER FUN KEY CHAIN, SEX DICE (QTY 6)
SUPER FUN KEY CHAIN, SEX SPINNER (QTY 6)
SUPER FUN KEY CHAIN, SQUISHY PENIS (QTY 6)
SUPER FUN KEY CHAIN, SUCK A BAG (QTY 6)
SUPER FUN KEY CHAIN, ONE SQUISHY BOOB (QTY 6)
SUPER FUN KEY CHAIN, RING FOR SEX (QTY 6)
SUPER FUN KEY CHAIN, RING FOR ANAL (QTY 6)
SUPER FUN KEY CHAIN, RING FOR ORAL (QTY 6)
SEX ADVENTURES COUPONS (QTY 6)
ORAL ADVENTURES FOR HER, SEX COUPONS (QTY 6)
ORAL ADVENTURES FOR HIM, SEX COUPONS (QTY 6)
4 SEX DICE (QTY 6)
4 ORAL SEX DICE (QTY 6)
4 KINKY SEX DICE (QTY 6)

Feeling jaded about Valentines Day? Embrace your cynicism with the Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy Display! Each display contains 100 mini-packs marked for individual retail sale. This hilarious candy is the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Indulge in the delicious flavors as you savor the delightful irreverence of these cheeky treats. Whether youre nursing a broken heart or simply find the whole Valentines Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy display is sure to resonate with your inner cynic. Surprise your disgruntled friends or treat yourself to a defiant dose of sugary rebellion. Dont let another Valentines Day pass without embracing your anti-romantic spirit get your hands on the Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy Display today!

Feeling jaded about Valentines Day? Embrace your cynicism with the Valentines Sucks Dicks Candy! Each bag contains 3oz approx. 100 pieces of candy. This hilarious candy is the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Indulge in the delicious flavors as you savor the delightful irreverence of these cheeky treats. Whether nursing a broken heart or finding the whole Valentines Day hullabaloo nauseating, this candy will resonate with your inner cynic.

Introducing the Super Fun Sensory Stress Penis the most ballsy way to bust your stress! This cheeky display of 12 soft and supple sensory penis toys is guaranteed to put a smile on your face and a spring in your step.

Why settle for boring stress balls when you can fondle these fantastic phalluses? Each one is designed to satisfy your urge to squeeze everyones favorite body part without any awkward explanations or restraining orders. Whether youre stressed at work, stuck in traffic, or just need a little pick- me-up, these little fellas are always ready to rise to the occasion.

Dont be a dick grab your very own Super Fun Sensory Stress Penis today! Theyre the perfect gift for bachelor parties, office gag gifts, or anyone who needs to lighten up and get a grip. Remember, when life gets hard, you can always count on these stress penises to help you relax. Each POP display contains 12 Super Fun Sensory Stress penis toys marked for individual retail sale.

Why settle for boring stress balls when you can fondle these fantastic fun bags? Theyre designed to satisfy your urge to squeeze everyones favorite body part, minus the slap in the face that usually follows. So go ahead, give em a good squeeze. We promise they wont mind! Whether youre stressed at work, home, or need a good laugh, our Super Fun Sensory Boobies are always there to provide some titillating relief. Each POP display contains 12 Stress Boobies marked for individual retail sale.

Dont let stress leave you feeling flat grab a pair (or dozen) of our Stress Boobie Balls today! Theyre the breast stress relief money can buy!