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Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks - Bag of 25
This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.
But wait, theres more! These phallic treats arent just for insults. Theyre perfect for:
Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says last night of freedom like a mouthful of candy dicks)
Filling your piata with a surprisell make your guests say, Oh my!
Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that theyre a total tool
So whether youre dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who cant take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.
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Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks - Bag of 25
This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.
But wait, theres more! These phallic treats arent just for insults. Theyre perfect for:
Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says last night of freedom like a mouthful of candy dicks)
Filling your piata with a surprisell make your guests say, Oh my!
Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that theyre a total tool
So whether youre dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who cant take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.
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